Total Medals Earned: 24 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 440 Points
Medals Earned: 2/50 (10/500 points)
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (80/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Customized your character
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Reached level 50
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
Medals Earned: 5/7 (185/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (75/480 points)
Complete the Intro
Get Your Date's Affection to the Max Value
Get Your Date's Affection to the Minimum Value
Get the Heartbreak Ending :(
Get the Romance Ending :)
Complete the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)
Perfect the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)